EAT ALL YOU WANT OF MY GRANOLA...
well......maybe not ALL:
Granola has a bad rep. I have relatives who, when they want to make a derisive remark, say something like, "Those granola eaters are tree-huggin' their way to ____. (Fill in the blank.) Others say, "Granola is just a crumbled up reason to call an oatmeal cookie breakfast." (That might have been Melissa Clark, but I'm not sure.) And, definitely, granola has the reputation of being full of fat and terribly caloric, despite its delicious character.
DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!!!! TOO FATTENING!!!!